The Sessie

The act of masturbating 7 guys (1 in each hand, 1 in each armpit, 1 in each kneepit, and 1 footsie) all while demolishing 5 double whoppers competitive eating style.

Oh damn, did you see Mason doing the Sessie last night at the bowling alley?! Yeah, his grandma didn't look too impressed but that Channel 13 News guy got mad camera angles on that show!

by Pueblo Sanchez January 27, 2011

sessler

Host of techtv's xplay.
origin of sessy, embodiment of sessyness in a man.

That ironic teeshirt is so sessler, it makes me want to straddle you.

by i don't know . . . frankenstein? April 7, 2004

Segsleigh

A device similar to a sleigh but the reindeer or dogs pulling the sleigh are replaced a segway or multiple segways

Jim: Is santa's sleigh being pulled by segways in this parade?

Tom: Its a segsleigh. I guess they couldn't find any reindeer this year.

by cnoyes March 27, 2009

Seslee

A super hot chick with a unique style and boss attitude. A good name with a good woman.

"She's for sure a Seslee... look at her style."

by Homer Sully. August 7, 2017

Sussles

The more intensified version of sus. When you add more to sus to sus it makes sussles. Synonym for incredibly sus.

Drizzy Drake is sussles.

by BOOFDWyerrrrrr October 7, 2021

sessler

One who does not like RPGs, quite possibly due to some mental defect.

Shigeru Miyamoto said he doesn't like RPGs, he's such a sessler!

by BooJoh September 15, 2003

Sesser

Can be used as a noun, adjective, and verb. Sesser is a small quaint town full of vibrant citizens. The local attraction is the Casey's gas station. Public urination is encouraged in the small village of Sesser. Visit Sesser today for a grand wholesome time with friends and family!

Noun: I cannot wait to buy property in Sesser!

Adjective: Dayyyummm did you see that girl? She was so Sesser.

Verb: We Sessered so hard last weekend. That girl with 3 teeth Sessered my Sesser all night long!

by Mr. Sesser August 9, 2012