Sesser

One of the smallest towns in Southern Illinois. Known for it's meth heads, volunteer firemen, and pregnant teenagers. It's a black hole of white trash and racist, hypocritical Christians.

Girl: You ever been to Sesser?
Boy: Yeah, the only place worse than Sesser is Christopher.
Girl: Oh, snap!

by youyouyou86 March 24, 2011

Sesser

Can be used as a noun, adjective, and verb. Sesser is a small quaint town full of vibrant citizens. The local attraction is the Casey's gas station. Public urination is encouraged in the small village of Sesser. Visit Sesser today for a grand wholesome time with friends and family!

Noun: I cannot wait to buy property in Sesser!

Adjective: Dayyyummm did you see that girl? She was so Sesser.

Verb: We Sessered so hard last weekend. That girl with 3 teeth Sessered my Sesser all night long!

by Mr. Sesser August 9, 2012

Komm Susser Tod

Germen.

Roughly Translated "Come, Sweet death."

Song played in the End of Evangelion Movie.

by New September 24, 2003

Adam Sessler

1. The co-host of the G4 television program, X Play. He is assisted by Morgan Webb

2. To wear a horrible t shirt.

man, where did you get that shirt? Adam Sessler's closet?

by Mat Cothran July 15, 2008

Susser

someone who is suspicious, even more sus then someone who is just sus

Wow that guy Jacksoj is a susser

by susser123 November 17, 2018

sespering

sexy whispering

TJ: omg, my roommate and his girl were sespering all night long! I could hear everything tho!!!
Joe: I mean, if you heard it, was it really sespering?
TJ: ok bitch...

by TEEJA February 12, 2018

sessler cake

The act of shitting on the side of or next to a fine champagne cake.

Dude, I cant play CoD now, you made it a sessler cake.

by guimonkey November 6, 2009