Dirt Serpent

A female (generally one who is not overly attractive) who lives not only a promiscuous, but trashy existence. Common traits of Dirt Serpents can be high tolerance of alcohol, poor fashion and style sense, inability to dance, crude and vulgar conversational skills and of course lacking sexual scruple's.

Bill: Britney Spears is such a dirt serpent
Ted: Yeah man
Bill: I'd still fuck her though
Ted: Oh yeah for sure!

by Geordie97 January 31, 2008

Serpentsounds

Serpentsounds is a sexy genius that lives on IRC. He makes sounds like 'ssssssssssss' (like a serpent). Serpentsounds needs a different hobby.

Man 1: Did you see that crazy shit that Serpentsounds scripted?
Man 2: Yeah dude he needs to occupy his time with something else.

by EssEss January 2, 2009

serpent

A biblical term for Satan.

"Now the serpent was more crafty than any of the wild animals the Lord God had made. He said to the woman, “Did God really say, ‘You must not eat from any tree in the garden’?”" -Genesis 3:1

by MusicPudding12345678 March 31, 2019

Slickin' the Sea Serpent

a hand job or masturbation while immersed in water or w/ a lot of lube handy.

"With porn, Slickin' the Sea Serpent is a man's number one pass time."

by Le Douche Bag January 10, 2009

sexpectorate

v. To cough and choke on semen after performing oral sex on a male. When some of the ejaculate is basically inhaled rather than swallowed.

That was the first time I have ever sexpectorated after giving head...The size and force of his spload was so incredible that I must been caught off guard!!!

by Barry Flomar January 24, 2004

World Serpent Style

When you and 5+ homies Chunky Chicken Noodle Soup Enema each other, and hold it in until last man standing.
Last man standing gets to keep the soup.

It's recommended to have a contract in place before hand, as the events entailed are bound to traumatic.

Homie 1 says "Me and the boys are gonna hit world serpent style, do you want to come?"

Homie 2 says "Na Dawg my legs still I cant take no chicken noodle."
Homie 3 says "I'm down bro gimme that chunky!"

by GITH GARY February 14, 2023

Serpentious

SERPENTious is a word that derives its roots from the words SERPENT and surreptiTIOUS serpent as in snake and surreptitious as in sneaky represents a person who is seen as a sneaky character and and has snake like behavior in they way of always sliding in and out of conversation.

'i am feeling in a very serpentious mood'

by serpentious July 31, 2006