September 5th

You are born on september 5th?
Ask your parents what they did on new year

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Slap ass day

Literially just go around and slap peoples ass
(with consent ofc, woohoo!)

"It's september 5th!"
"So?"
"It's slap ass day!"
*slap*
"ouch!!"

September 5th by Luck1e September 1, 2022

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Kiss a guy who’s name begins with an F

It’s September 5th let me kiss u

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september 5th

it’s national “post your boyfriend” day, so go on and make his day better by showing him off!

bf: awww but why did you posted this?
gf: bc i love u (and it’s september 5th ;))

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"on September 5th it's national homosexual day"

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The ugliest human built/made on earth. They are most like African or Asian. They will never find love, if they do they will end up breaking up soon.

(person 1) bro your so rude and ugly were you born on September 5th?
(person 2) yeah...

September 5th by wi4mmm February 24, 2023

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It’s September 5th?! That’s International Zane Day!

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