Sement

Jizz so thick that it can be used like glue

My jizz was like sement in my girlfriend's mouth, she couldn't open it for 4 days.

by Dr. Pussykiller69 February 17, 2014

sement

verb - the process of draining semen from ones vagina after intercourse without a condom.

by Jacob Dempsey March 12, 2006

A shot of liquor made by combining the semen of 2 or more human males, and a splash of vodka. The semen is harvested immediately prior to serving.

"Bobby and I got really bored with traditional shots, so we jerked each other off and made some sement mixers."

by jFET January 19, 2014

The result of hot water coming into contact with post-coital fluid.

Dammit it Geoff, I'm going to need a knife to get this sement off the bathroom floor before my roommate comes home!

the act of utilizing one's semen, to fill an external area on another's body
can also be used as plural ie. semented

destiny said she couldn't sleep due to the ruckus next door so I decided to sement her ear canal.
I semented her belly button to hide her outtie

by binnoladen March 30, 2023

The act of becoming filled with semen, even if no pregnancy occurs.

I've semented my wife several times. Now we just wait.

by AirosRhynef April 6, 2021

When someone ejaculates on the bottom of your feet then you get stuck to the floor.

The sex was so messy I stepped out of bed and was instantly semented to the floor.

by GloriousWanker May 28, 2021