I know this guy named pete,fox who takes seizures the asshole stole someone elses wife got her pregnant now he is polluting the rest of the world with his children that in the end will also have hereditary medical issues and we will all end up supporting this with our tax dollars for the medical bills.
by lora fox  May 29, 2008
Get the seizuremug. by LILYACKITY December 9, 2019
Get the SEIZUREmug. In video games, when you are struck or exposed by a weapon or mechanic that causes blindness in your character.
examples: flashbangs, concussion grenades, blinding flashlights, etc.
examples: flashbangs, concussion grenades, blinding flashlights, etc.
by DeusRexVulpe November 21, 2018
Get the Seizure Proceduremug. by Talljellybean March 12, 2016
Get the phone seizuremug. going into a religious based seizure that was seemingly induced by some kind of preacher, but is really the persons own doing. check out benny hinn on youtube, or that movie jesus camp.
The term can also be used when someone is buggin' out over something trivial
The term can also be used when someone is buggin' out over something trivial
"what kind of church is this? pastor is knockin people out, givin everyone jesus seizures"
or
"damn dude, frank is buggin out about his girl. he's straight up havin a jesus seizure, lettin that holy spirit out"
or
"damn dude, frank is buggin out about his girl. he's straight up havin a jesus seizure, lettin that holy spirit out"
by mkultraWUD August 30, 2011
Get the jesus seizuremug. by dont touch me turkey January 1, 2015
Get the little seizuresmug. 