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Anal Scrutany

Used to describe the feeling when someone is taking a dump and there are people outside the door and they will not leave. Making the person taking a dump feel very uncomfortable as they are embarrassed about the people outside hearing the noise of the excrement hitting the water in the bowl.
"I swear to god man that party was crazy, people were everywhere, they were even outside the fucking door when I was taking a dump. I got a real bad case of anal scrutany."
by PseudoPseudonym April 23, 2009
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Elementary Anal Scrutiny

After gathering enough courage, going to take a shit in the school bathroom and older kids walk in and bust in the stall door then begin to laugh at you while you are left motionless with a turd hanging out of your ass.
Adam: Dude i went to take a poo during study hall and some senior kicked in the door and laughed at me.

Kevin: Damn dude you got some Elementary Anal Scrutiny right there.
by The Juice 47 May 13, 2009
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Scrutify

The predators immediately began to scrutify their prey to death. The predators lived happily ever after.

A Ph.D. student came into a dissertation room. The committee was happy to scrutify the student to prevent him from becoming one of their kind.
by Scrutifier July 7, 2010
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Scroting

Scroting, the act of a male adjusting his balls or cupping himself with actual contact, with no cloth or material divide.
dude, stop scroting they aint gonna fall off.
by Spegbore September 2, 2007
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Scoutin

To pretend to be friends with someone in order to find out all of their business to expose them.
Jessica: Tony ass be scoutin, you know he use to date Mary. She sent him naked pictures. And he put out ALL of her business!

Ericka: That's Crazy
by ANGIE CHAPO February 10, 2015
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Pinky Scouting

When two people (sitting next to each other), begin to creep their respective pinkies towards each other in order to test hand holding capacity if intentions are unclear
I wasn’t sure how she felt about me but took a shot and via pinky scouting the evening ended in some steamy hand holding.
by Hairlesskitty10 March 27, 2019
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Shyn3 and Scrut1ny

The most improved (and reformed) rap duo out there! Previously under the names of Sheeps and Scorpz, the upcoming double act decided it was time for a rebrand whilst releasing a different type of rap music that’s “relatable” and “comes from the heart”. No matter where you’re from... You gotta love Shyn3 and Scrut1ny!
Shyn3 and Scrut1ny Example:

“Bro have you heard Shyn3 & Scrut1ny’s new song yet? It’s a banger!”

“Nah man, show it to me bro!”

“Safe my guy”

*shows friend new track on soundcloud*

“Yo man this shit goes hard”

Trust me bro, they’re the best rap duo atm”

“Trust g, they’re fire!”
by Lil uzi fan December 8, 2020
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