screentalker

Someone who talks shit or big only behind the screen, while in person they'd use common courtesy and be polite. A person who forgets that others on the internet are real people, and says whatever they want to them without any consideration.

Mary is usually pretty polite in person, but she is a hardcore screentalker on Facebook. You wouldn't believe some of the things she says on there.

They were screentalking, saying things like "kill yourself".

Are you screentalking right now, or are you really this awful?

by cookie_cake August 2, 2018

schmectagon

A 23-sided polygon.

Is that a circle or a schmectagon?

by Schmatt Damon March 20, 2013

Schmeal

A humorous Scottish replacement for literally any word, usually rhyming.

"Happy Schmeal."
"Schmealbarrow."
"Schmeal ma baws."
"Schmeal or no Schmeal with Noel Edmonds."

by Aganoo July 11, 2021

O'Schmeal

Big O, a curly-haired Albanian with a massive schlong.

O'Schmeal: Ay, what's good y'all boys!

by Affiliate07 October 4, 2023

schmenglies

What one finds hanging from a hookers monkey after several clients.

After a night on the low track, and wearing her favourite micro mini, you could tell star had a busy night from the schmenglies hanging from her monkey

by Ukey September 8, 2009

schmeal

anything you want it to be, can be good or bad, (though usually bad). this word derrives from lauren and hogg!! schmear can also be used

can be used when shouting at people from the geography windows at school, or any window for that matter. e.g. "schmeal"

by laurenzo bennitti January 2, 2005

Segmental

When someone goes crazy on IRC and threatens to kill/harm another person as a result of an argument.

You hear that Sally wanted to kill Bob last night?
Yeah, she really went Segmental.

by runelind May 11, 2006