A stupid and ineffectual nobody.
From Yiddish shmendrik, the name of a character in an operetta by Avrom Goldfaden (1840-1908), Father of Yiddish Theater. (Dictionary.com)
From Yiddish shmendrik, the name of a character in an operetta by Avrom Goldfaden (1840-1908), Father of Yiddish Theater. (Dictionary.com)
"Nice, isn't it. Go ahead, take it. Here's the thing: That schmendrick that keeps looking over here -- and that one -- he's got a gun. You gotta do, what you gotta do. Stealin'. It's a beautiful thing." (Gatorade commercial featuring Harvey Keitel urging Derek Jeter to steal second base. See it on YouTube)
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Get the schmendrick mug.That one dude we all know that gets so black out drunk the only way to describe it is by using his last name as a verb. Frequently done by someone who is too cheap to pay for their own booze but who will still complain the free drinks they are having are not as good as the free drinks they had the week before.
Ohhhhhh fuck me, I got so Schneidered last night that I woke up in the cat's litter box with my kid's tickle me elmo doll between my legs.
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No One Can drink more than 3 full 12 oz cups.
THE Schaefergasam, the drink of drinks.
No One Can drink more than 3 full 12 oz cups.
THE Schaefergasam, the drink of drinks.
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Get the Schaefergasam mug.Scanderbeg (alb: Gjergj Kastrioti Skenderbeu) is the albanian antional hero.
Born in albania, but taken away from the turkish at an early age, he was distinguished as one of the best officers of the Ottoman empire. During one of his battles he turned back to his motherland to form an army and fight against the turks.
He is remembered as the first prince who defeated the Ottoman army.He is remembered as the first prince who defeated the Ottoman army.
Born in albania, but taken away from the turkish at an early age, he was distinguished as one of the best officers of the Ottoman empire. During one of his battles he turned back to his motherland to form an army and fight against the turks.
He is remembered as the first prince who defeated the Ottoman army.He is remembered as the first prince who defeated the Ottoman army.
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Get the max schneider mug.The greatest comedian/actor of all time. He can play such characters as, an animal, a girl, a stapler, a carrot, durp de durp, and a gigolo....twice.
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