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Saturday Special

Scrambled eggs, bacon, chocolate chip pancakes, and a bowl of chopped up seasonal fruit.
“At the table sat my wife and two kids eating boring eggs. At the table next to us sat two hot as fuck bitches slaying a Saturday Special. I wanted to be them. I wanted to be in them.”
Saturday Special by CrossFJ June 22, 2019

Saturday Sinner 

One who sins just to be forgiven on Sunday at church.
Guy #1: Yo Jamal gets fucked up every Saturday. He's going straight to hell.

Guy #2: No man, he's a Saturday sinner. It's all good.

Saturday Sally 

A little sissyboy SJW. Often doesn't realize how neanderthalic they truly are.
Boris: Who is that fuccboi waving that sign around, not responding to the press?
Joe: That's an NFL player, acting like a Saturday Sally. Literally nothing stands in his way of being an absolute bitch of a man, and that's just goddamn sad. You up for pizza?
Boris: Hell yeah man, yeah fuck that Saturday Sally! Let's get some bacon covered goodness!

Saturday Suprise 

Saturday Suprise Ingredients:
1
Capri Sun
3
Teaspoons of mayonnaise
1
Teaspoon of salt
Mix vigourously
And you have Saturday Surprise!
Enjoy
Add a snickers bar to dip for twice the fun.

Saturday Slorp

A poo in a toilet. Google "Saturday slorp" then go to images. If you've heard this word you probably are cool, and Reagan's friend.
Yesterday I made a fat Saturday Slorp in the loo.

saturday saviour 

A person who has sex with another as a last resort, when thier original plans don't work out.usually happens in a saturday
I was Magdalena's Saturday saviour when her three way did't work out.
saturday saviour by Juan Munoz March 31, 2005