satch

when someone bitches someone else out hardcore

Hunter satched Kitty for making him late for tennis

by britt hill May 20, 2004

Satch

As a noun - A loser, weak, wimpy guy. As an adjective - When a person acts like a Satch, they are being Satchy. Created by Craig Mueller at the DKE house at Hamilton College @1991, when he described Noah as being the King of all Satches.

When T. Russell said "I love this song!", he was a big Satch. It was one of his satchiest moments, among many.

When Pickels asked Mueller what Satch meant, he said "Look in the mirror."

by romad July 29, 2004

Satch

The best player in Sonic Forces: Speed Battle

Have you heard of satch? Yeah he’s famous

by Senju Clan March 23, 2019

Satch

when you make somebody feel like shit and they totally fuck you over.

"Dude! That was shitty! You totally satched me!"

by Amanda March 7, 2004

satch

a fart that does not create the crackle effect when it leaves your rear but is also not silent. Very airy fart.

dude did you just satch fart?

hahahaha YEAH

by Satch Adams August 11, 2009

satched

Being incredibly horny that you boof in your pants before any sexual activity has been performed.

Me and my girl couldn't even get it on because i was so satched that i creamed in my linens before she unbuttoned my khakis.

by twiggytall May 3, 2004

satch patch

ball sack, usually found on the male species

He scratched his hairy satch patch.

by JenRae May 13, 2005