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by the cookies May 1, 2004

sassafrassiest

A Sassafrassiest is someone who doesn't believe in a Christian God, and instead believes that old people hold the secrets to the meaning of life. Basically, it is the most important religion ever, for no good reason.

I visited the Sassafrassiest shrine last week and paid my respects. They had a picture of an old man cut out of a magazine.

by Sassy the Penguin November 10, 2008

Sassafrass

1. A smart ass.

2. Tyler Joseph

“Oh my god can you believe they said that?”

“I know, he’s being a total Sassafrass”

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