seamster

A sexual act in which the "male" party is SO HORNY, he must rip the pants of the "female" party at the seams and insert his masculinity.

"HOLY SHIT! Did John just give Mary a seamster?" "Uh...Yeah."

by Cooter the Deer July 30, 2006

shamster

Generally disreputable person. Con artist, lazy, sleazy, etc. all qualify

Al Sharpton, Jerry Springer, people who send Email spam, optical networking export S.D. Brorson

by John Hinsdale May 23, 2003

scamster

A person or robo phone call designed to scam the call recipient out of info, time, privacy, money or anything of value to the caller or caller's employer, the scamster.

The FCC is doing nothing about a million scamster calls a day to my cell. There are so many scamster calls per day that we had to quit answering the phone directly and instead, answer with our own robo announce to press 1 to get rid of robo calls, leaving the other live scamsters that then hang up, instead of leaving a message. He had fun out scamming the scamster by giving him fake information.

by Rebop June 11, 2018

Sadsterbate

The act of pleasuring yourself while crying

When I'm sad I can use my tears as lubricant when I sadsterbate

by Mainnbbitchh August 16, 2018

Sagster

Easily defined as a hollow cavity in the female breasticles, causing them to drape past the midsection. Additional tissue may be found to crinkle around the nipular region. Can be horrifically painful if not treated correctly. Treatment includes; lathering of Sudacrem to the affected area or (in extreme cases) taping the breasticle and removing tape in 3 hours harshly to smoothen the skin. An effective home remedy is available to create. It is a mix of vinegar, chili pepper, lemon juice and salt. Mix to form a paste which is applied excessively to the underboob.

In mama Jim's humble abode.

Jimmy: Mama, yo such a sagster!
Mama Jim: How dare you? Have you seen your moobs?! They be looking like prunes! Im'a rub that home remedy in yo eyes!

by Jimmy 4 life! December 30, 2018

Salster

Pullinga Salster

Dealing with anxiety and depression but still pulls on a fun face and tries to have fun 💕

Tonight I was going to do a Salster be prepared 😂😂😂

by Isobella Rossini January 31, 2019

Seamster

A male seamstress, more commonly known as a Tailor.

I need to take my new suit to the seamster, he’s really good at tailoring.

by TM71985 May 11, 2021