Samp

To speedily walk, but not run, usually at abnormally high speeds, as if one is on a mission.
Defined after a certain pilot who walks too fast.

Jim: "Hurry we gotta samp over to the food hall before it closes."
Markiplier: "Was that the bite of '87!!??"

by definetlyhuman April 23, 2025

samp work

A saying which derives from Kalkaska Michigan which refers to simple work. Anything that is samp work is just easy.

Jared- "Hey Tim, looks like your going to be lifeguarding next Saturday."
Tim- "Samp work."

by dutchmen96 May 19, 2010

samp samp

an appetizer sampler at applebee's.

That chomstar ate my samp samp doe.

by Drewstar February 27, 2008

Samp donky

An ugly fat girl that usually resides at bars and clubs. Typically will be drunk and will be trying to get with all guys there.

Vulgarity level: Able to use in a public setting.

Behavorial patterens: Very sloppy, for the most part all talk about fighting other women or other competing samp donkys.

That samp donky over there will not get up off me.

by ctrain18 April 15, 2011

Samp-adder

A huge big poo . Usually has a bigger than normal girth and is more prevalent after eating a large amour of white bread or rice.

Im sure she just laid a huge samp-adder

by Kevineatseggs September 7, 2017

baylee samp

a penis that cannot cum.

my penis is baylee samp tonight i geuss i cant get u pregnant

by olive12345678900987654321 January 24, 2010

ian samp

A gay faggot no one likes

“hey look it’s that faggot, Ian Samp!@“

by Rawernriebef February 18, 2018