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Samantha Schenker

they say money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy you a duke pre college class and meet a Samantha. have you ever seen a unhappy person with a Samantha Schenker? it’s impossible. Samantha Schenker is actually the funniest person i have ever met in my life, she has a really cool hair.

*whisper* she is also pretty ☺️
i hope she doesnt see this anytime soon >_<

Samantha Selness 

Selly belly is the best Ag teacher in the mid west
(Samantha Selness) selly belly will help you with anything
Samantha Selness by selly belly best December 12, 2023

Samantha/star child 

The absolute most down to earth most sharp , cunning, intellectual stunningly beautiful lady to grace this measly universe with her presence her aura is far too aged and big for this small place yet she so graceful and n modest you wouldn’t know it if ur lucky to interact with this individual she will have dark hair dark eyes n stunning beauty that has no comparison n is the funniest n smartest ever and she always has her other half known to be Anjie anywhere she goes in life their bond is unrefuttable and un breakable
Noun person a goddess thru n thru bombshell ten out of ten watch out
Ex; wish all girls could be a Samantha/star child
Samantha/star child by Pdxvixen October 8, 2025

samantha aka sam 

when you meet a sam, know that

a. she is either a little bit curvy and is super nice. she will always make you laugh or support you.

or b. a little skimpy blonde bitch who thinks doing a handstand is a personality trait. she WILL betray you.
person one: hey dude i’m dating this new girl, her name is samantha aka sam. she is blonde.

person two: dude, does she think cheer is a sport?

person one: yeah. she is always doing handstands for me.

person two: drop that snake.
samantha aka sam by hey dude :) January 3, 2020

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Samantha and Derek 

A couple that don't realize it, but they're both actually men