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Poor Mans Garage Sale 

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when an individual pulls up to a garage sale and is disappointed by the sales contents. can also be applied to car boot sales, yard sales and estate sales.
john went to this garage sale today trying to find some new games for his system but instead found a empty iphone box priced at 20 bucks, multiple old microwaves, and a hoodie with a hole in it. thats what i call a Poor Mans Garage Sale!
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Mardi Gras Clearance Sale 

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Strolling through the streets of New Orleans following a hurricane with the sole intent of collecting plastic bead necklaces from past Mardi Gras festivals that have been knocked from the trees by the storm
"Hey, would y'all do me a favor and help repair all this damage to my roof and windows?"
"No, sorry. I was kinda planning on a Mardi Gras Clearance Sale before all the good bead necklaces get taken or thrown away"
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I murder my love
Hate what I've done
What've become

Is not who I was

Find me a gun
To shoot up the sun
And turn it to dawn
To travel when I was born
Before it begun
The drink of whiskey
The sip of the rum.

I wanna mate the check
Check mate the babes
I wanna hate on the clothes
To wear my denim again.

Your cold as the summer
Hot as the stay
Frozen like tundra
The kiss in rain
Reign it away
With the thorns on my head
Crown me again

Take the board of the game
Life is to plain
Picnics and pain

I wanna mate the check
Check mate the babes
I wanna hate on the clothes
To wear my denim again.

Marry my sweetheart

Get married again
Christmas in seasons
Gifts everyday
Yet television got old
The older I played
So now when it snows
I drink myself through
The aches.

I wanna mate the check
Check mate the babes
I wanna hate on the clothes
To wear my denim again.
Check mate full song for sale
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