Salazar Lucio Vetio Calpurnio Urea Nicodemius Piss (Cochabamba, Bolivia, April 1, 1372 BC. - road from Víznar to Alfacar, Granada, Granada, September 11, 2001) currently known as "Salazar, the pissman" or "Salazar, the pissman" was an important prophet for Judaism, terrorist, responsible for attempting to initiate the totalitarian regime known as the Fourth Reich and a white supremacist who achieved his goals of torture and murder by methods involving urine or urea from humans and animals, grafting urine through one or more body orifices of his victims through polycarbonate tubes, among other forms of execution and torture.
Salazar was born in Cochabamba, a Bolivian city, capital of the Cercado province and department of the same name, into a lower-class peasant family at the time. He was baptized in the church of San Esteban in his native town. As his parents were cousins, they had to obtain a papal dispensation for the marriage, however, they poured urine on the dispensation and fled levitating. Salazar became an orphan, proclaimed himself to be his own father and mother figure and was self-educated.
Having reached sexual maturity, Salazar set out on a journey to find his parents and beat their dicks. During this journey, in 1351 B.C. he managed to reach Israel, where he was considered a central figure as a prophet and legislator after having broken his jaw by hitting a baby with an uppercut for having offended him by saying the words "Euskaltel max fibra".
Salazar was born in Cochabamba, a Bolivian city, capital of the Cercado province and department of the same name, into a lower-class peasant family at the time. He was baptized in the church of San Esteban in his native town. As his parents were cousins, they had to obtain a papal dispensation for the marriage, however, they poured urine on the dispensation and fled levitating. Salazar became an orphan, proclaimed himself to be his own father and mother figure and was self-educated.
Having reached sexual maturity, Salazar set out on a journey to find his parents and beat their dicks. During this journey, in 1351 B.C. he managed to reach Israel, where he was considered a central figure as a prophet and legislator after having broken his jaw by hitting a baby with an uppercut for having offended him by saying the words "Euskaltel max fibra".
by Salazar the Pissman June 10, 2022
A tear gas grenade named after Ruben Salazar, a Los Angeles Times reporter who was shot and killed while getting shit faced drunk inside the Silver Dollar bar on Whittier Blvd. in East L. A. by a sheriff's deputy who accidently fired it into the front window of the bar hitting the highly intoxicated Salazar in the head on 8/29/1970. A drunk Mexican shot in the head inside an ELA bar is a daily happening, except the the fact THIS one happened to have a job at the LA TIMES - so all hell broke loose.
A bunch of drunk Mexicans were trying to enter Downey, luckily we used a couple of Salazar Rockets to get them back into South Gate where they belong.
by Peter J. Pitchess August 11, 2010
A nigga sippin whiskey at 5 o'clock in the morning, while wearing nike slippers and shades on like it ain't already dark.
by Twan Da Fool December 13, 2019
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Hot woman, also known as "knee knee". Played a fork in beauty and the beast twice, wrote a song about a rose that made her annoying boyfriens mad, closeted lesbian, secretly in love with Gina Porter.
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