SSFNR

Acronym; Stupid Shit For No Reason

When a girl (often a girlfriend or significant other)does something for no apparent reason that causes drama and argument.

"Of course I broke up with her, she does SSFNR all the time"

by Michael Stein April 27, 2007

SSFL

Soul sister for life

Emma is my SSFL

by A_r_2 October 17, 2017

SSFU

Used in the comments section when expressing frustration with clickbait that's an Internet slideshow:
Slide Show, Fuck You

Did you see that link I sent to you of actors who hated the TV shows that made them famous?
No, it was a stupid clickbait slideshow. I left my SSFU comment to warn others.

by Apple Joe Moreno May 27, 2018

SSFL

Sex Slave For Life

Guy: Your mom is my SSFL.

Other guy: Your DAD is my SSFL.

by MikeyNiv March 12, 2009

SSFR

Shamelessly Stolen From Reddit

Facebook Status: If you zoop doop the zippity zop, then you'll dippity dope the jello

SSFR

by vivian smith-smythe smith August 4, 2012

SSFBF

Substitute Sliding Fuck Buddy Friend. For when your fuck buddy is on her period or sliding and you need a substitute.

Squeak: "I thought you were only fucking Valerie?"
Spiderman: "No Valerie is my main FBF but when she's on her period I sleep with Helena. She's my SSFBF."

by Maddie 6 December 14, 2009

ssff

Ssff is an acronym standing for: southern style face fuckin. This was introduced to me through a friend from the deep south that migrated northward to chicago for work. Within the act of receiving fellatio the receiver would grab onto the giver of fellatio's ears(love handles) and thrust forcefully back and forth until ejaculation occurs and while belting out a ballyho(yaaaa hooo).

Ssff fellatio love handles john asked todd what he was doing this weekend? He said: well johnny boy I'm bringing up one of my gals and I'm fixin to get me some ssff!

by face fucker9 December 26, 2010