ssff
Acronym for "super slut, fuck face", abbreviated with the phrase "double s, double f." Used to describe a girl/woman/female senior citizen who epitomizes the culture of sex, drugs (often enough) and rock and rock. You can typically find these subjects partying hard at local clubs and bars. SSFF's can be externally ID'd by the cliche Japanese insignias tattooed on their exposed lower backs (tramp stamps), a gross lack of already promiscuous looking clothing and their excessive use of brightly covered makeup. If approached by a SSFF, don't be surprised if you feel like you are being picked up. Chances are that unless you're a bro-douche, the SSFF is only trying to harmlessly flirt with you. Just be sure that the makeup doesn't rub off and make you look like you belong in a more questionable environment
Dude. That group of guys over there had one super hot SSFF with them. She must like to party hard
Hey bro, when I surfing this morning, I saw a group of SSFF's tanning...Topless... I almost had an embarrassing moment as I walked by until I saw the tears of sweaty makeup flowing down their faces
Wud up Brohan Solo, dude, I went to this party and got picked up by a 50 year old SSFF from Arizona. Damn, I wish I hadn't double fisted all of those 40's
Hey bro, when I surfing this morning, I saw a group of SSFF's tanning...Topless... I almost had an embarrassing moment as I walked by until I saw the tears of sweaty makeup flowing down their faces
Wud up Brohan Solo, dude, I went to this party and got picked up by a 50 year old SSFF from Arizona. Damn, I wish I hadn't double fisted all of those 40's
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