Square up this joint

Verb, used in the context of cleaning. To tell someone to square up this joint means you're telling them to clean said place. Joint referring to the room/house you're standing in.

Dad: Your mom wants you to square up this joint, yo.
Son: She wants me to clean my room?
Dad: Word.
Son: Okay.
Dad: Represent.

by Dewger October 15, 2010

Square up Mother Fucker

The way to tell someone to square up but better

Natalie: SQUARE UP MOTHER FUCKER
Maddie: *squares up* uhh ok?
Natalie: *wins fight because Maddie was scared*

by Square up CAKISUIANS May 26, 2018

square up little nigga

To want to fight a bitch ass pussy ass pedophile with the pure intent to destroy the spawns of satan

You know that nigga Bryan Singer, I'm going to fucking curb stomp that pussy ass fuckface retard if I ever meet him. Square up little nigga.

by Hamburger harold October 21, 2021

Square up on that ass

The act of sexually positioning one’s self behind a female or male, with the intent of inserting either said person’s penis or strap on dildo into the receiving party’s guts.

Jason said he just wanted to watch me bang his girlfriend, but he kept creeping up behind me trying to square up on that ass.

by Nrogers June 19, 2022

stock up and square up

To prepare for a fight (get gear, practice, etc.) then knock motherfuckers out

"Aye, new jack! You better stock up and square up if you really gon' fight Lil B."

by FreshMoneyTheRhyme March 13, 2015

Workplace Rub Square Up

term referring to a counter move to the Workplace Rub. The square up is performed by facing the perpetrator and squaring your shoulders to them. This discourages the Rub due to the fact that it will make it look like the perpetrator is trying to molest the victim. If the Rub is still performed with the Square up in place Wing Chun will be required.

Jermaine: Donnell HELP!!!! The Workplace Rub Square Up is not working!!!
Donnell: (hits John with repeated Wing Chun moves)

by The Denier February 18, 2010

Square Me Up

A challenge; issued by a geezer to look him/her straight in the eyes. A way of showing how 'ard you are to others.

Square me the FUCK up brov.

by Zero_Vector March 30, 2004