Snarf
Snarf by Beast trollers March 14, 2014
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snot+barf=snarf: A violent expulsion of masticated food or liquid via the sinus cavity usually caused by an involuntary reaction from an external stimuli. I.e. laughter, surprise, a sneeze, etc.
I was getting ready to swallow a huge bite of my hot pocket when John exclaimed he had shit himself. Needless to say, I SNARF-ED my hot pocket with such force most of it splashed into my chocolate milk. That which was not expelled from my sinus cavity was firmly lodged behind my eyeball...heh, heh, heh...I can still smell it. It would have been a lot less painful had it been pudding.
snarf by Geetboxrod April 17, 2008
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I had a snarfing problem when I was a kid... Mom stopped letting me take baths and made me switch to the shower.
<fart> GET IT! <splash, snarf> Got it. Tastes like broccoli and barbecue sauce.
<fart> GET IT! <splash, snarf> Got it. Tastes like broccoli and barbecue sauce.
snarf by MeestaMosha October 29, 2007
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An individual, usually male, but in today's society may be a female, who sniffs girls' bicycle seats. The individual must be 13-16 years only to qualify as a Snarf. If the Snarf is younger that 13, they are just stupid. Older than 16 the Snarf is a freaking pervert. It is perfectly acceptable for a person from 13-16 to be a Snarf.