Smelton

Smelton is a really atractive egg, he is a golden egg, he is really big, and he has a big booty

Smelton is bae
Smelton is hot

by - made by smeltons lover May 20, 2018

Rainbow smelt

A person who likes to make stuff harder for them selfs even though the stuff is really simple

Damn James why you such a rainbow smelt the assignment is so easy

by The local classmate December 13, 2022

Smilte

Smilte is a young, kind, caring, beautiful yound lady and is celebrating her 17th birthday today. I miss Smilte very much, she makes my days more interesting, she can make me smile as much as she can make me angry. I want to make her feel speacial today or any other day (forever ever baby). You take a special place in my heart that no other person can take and I’m happy that it is you, that keeps my heart

You see that beautiful lady? That is Smilte. Be careful boys and ladiess, thaat hotie is taakeeeennnnn

by If you’re a bird, I’m a bird April 2, 2020

Smelt Batter

The sexual act performed after the male finishes in a condom, then proceeding to fill the condom with smelt (live minnows) after which he places a funnel into womans vagina and dumping the battered smelt into the funnel.
(This method of conception is how Justin Beiber was concieved.)

Justin Beiber was finally concieved after completing the act of smelt battering.

by Rickky shaw December 25, 2010

SMLT

Suck My Left Tit. Used when someone wants you to do something that there is no chance you would ever do.

If he thinks I am going to go to work tomorrow, he can SMLT.

by Supertcher August 13, 2007

SMHTL

Show me how to live. A famous Audioslave song played loudly when you're living the high life!

Dude, I'm staying at a million dollar beach house getting ready for a cruise - SMHTL!

by Dr Alien Head February 21, 2015

smelt the spoon

smelt the spoon is a game where you put a spoon in the microwave, turn it on, and wait for a fire.

don't smelt the spoon please

by how did you find this October 20, 2021