blows dick for skittles

when something really really sucks!!

Deena from Jersey Shore: I’m hungover, I’m not having a good time. Work blows dick for skittles right now, I wanna kill myself

by stansdad April 9, 2011

beer and skittles

An expression that roughly equates to cool, tight, awesome, etc.

Derived from the phrase not all beer and skittles.

- Broham, this shit's so beer and skittles.

- Brochacho, I got tickets to the show.
- That's beer and skittles, bro.

by Brogaine Foam July 26, 2010

Boob Skittles

Skittles that have been placed in the bra of a girl so that they will become warm and easier to eat. Therefore you can enjoy the greatest candy in the world even more

Dude, these skittles are amazing!!

Yep, they're boob skittles

by Adam Siek imposter March 19, 2011

bag of skittles

someone acting homosexual or fruity

"Go taste the rainbow you bag of skittles."

by 84boy October 10, 2004

Bag of Skittles

A large group of homosexuals who are wearing multicolored clothes.

Hey dude, look at that bag of skittles!

by G1LB3RTandCUBBY July 12, 2011

Bloody Skittles

The Act of Eating a woman during their period.

I went to your girlfriend's house and had bloody skittles!

by fck-my-life-xx September 28, 2009

Bag of Skittles

Genetic make up, in reference to possible offspring. Traits such as hair color, body type, eye color, height, etc. The Bag of Skittles can also include bad things such as diseases (asthma, allergies, diabetes) and mental issues (psycho, anxiety, depression, being a freak in general). One must thoroughly examine the Bag of Skittles of the opposite sex before deciding to have offspring.

*Skittles are a popular chewy, bite size candy with a hard candy outter shell. They come in various flavors and colors and are very popular in the U.S.

She's hot and all, but have you checked out her Bag of Skittles yet? She might have some bad Skittles in there ....you know...she might be crazy.

My baby's daddy has no common sense, and my baby is just like her daddy and it drives me crazy! Girl, you should have checked out his Bag of Skittles before you had that baby!

by Dirtbunny July 24, 2008