Skete

A guy that fucks bad bitches. Especially your ex wife

Your girl is not longer with you. Skete comes and fucks her and you cry on social media about it

by Lynwood69 February 24, 2022

Skete

Skete

Definition 1: a nickname for Pete (Davidson)

Def 2: the person your wife dates after you break up
Def 3: a snake, a lurker.

YE: YOULL NEVER KNOW WHEN THEYLL BE A SKETE LURKING TO TAKE YOUR WIFE!!! (Paraphrased)

by SketeTakesTheHeat February 14, 2022

Skete

Skinny Pete Davidson

SKETE stole my girl

by swggndrgn February 19, 2022

Skete

Pete Davidson.

Skete broke up my family. Kim come home.

by Ye Is Better February 14, 2022

Skete

A cool fly dude name Pete that treats your ex-wife better than you ever could and got her hooked like you couldn’t manage to do.

Even after having 4 kids with you, she was seemingly a lock but no you was too weird to keep a goddess and a Skete took dat up real-quick.

by TrabNotrab March 9, 2022

Skete

A nickname Ye (aka Kanye) gave Pete Davidson during his beef on Instagram.

Kanye: "Skete and Kim aren’t a good couple"
Everyone else: "no Kanye, they are."

by iamjakegyllenhaalmom February 28, 2022

Skete

Name for the guy who your ex rebounds with. Typically a more mentally healthy person with BDE. If your ex moves on with Skete it’s a good thing. He only dates the hottest chicks.

Man I guess I should have gotten help for my mental health and not dragged my wife all over the Internet when I was “Running for President” because she finally realized kids or no kids she could do better without me and filed for divorce a year ago and now that we are legally divorced she is dating Skete and I’m going to throw a hissy fit all over the Internet about it and make people who can’t even stand Kim love and respect her for putting up with me and likely keeping them from having to deal with me all the years she was.

by RJTRJT March 14, 2022