Single Pringle day

Single Pringle day is when all the single people come together and remorse about the people that they liked that clearly don’t like them even though they are amazing. Basically exposing the idiots and forever alones. And giving hope to someone.
Single Pringle day is the most depressing day of the year because I relate way too much
by Forever.ALONE.human November 5, 2019
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Single as a Pringle

Now, most think it is simply a lazy ryme, but it's much more deep than that. Being "single like a Pringle" means you don't want to be single. Everyone is ment to be together, or at least in groups, and your alone. No one loves you. Hell, who the fuck would buy a can of Pringles if it only had one Pringle? Wich means your destiny is to be thrown away and eaten by rodents or a homeless person. Your pathetic and worthless. No one will ever want you. Ever. No one would even blink if you died you discusting Pringle.
Girl 1:"lol I'm as single as a Pringle"

Girl 2:"Haha what does that even mean Pringles come in packs"

Girl 2:"I am extremely suicidal."
by Hamilton fan to the max May 10, 2020
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Single as a Pringle day

This a holiday made for single ppl only and it’s gonna be celebrated the day after Valentine’s Day feb 15th
by A 2020 just happened February 16, 2021
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