Samwise Shmuel

Sexiest man on earth, Sams dick is easily 60metres whilst flaccid! Sam is definitely the bloke your girlfriend is just ‘friends’ with
Oh no! Samwise Shmuel has demolished my nans insides from sticking his tip in her pussy
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shmuel moppet

the act of a rubbish person doing anything rubbishly, or embarassing.

'holy mother of jesus i've only gone and done a shmuel moppet'

'rik waller? shmuel moppet more like!'
'someones done a shmuel moppet' (as the smell of poo poo fills the air)

'have you seen that rubbish olephont costume, the designers a right moppet, its embarassing really, i mean blooming hell its really very crap,
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Shmuel Chase

Describes a very specific type of male. One who is usually blond but not always. The defining feature of a Shmuel Chase is someone who acts much older than their age, seemingly perpetually stuck in the 1930s. Shmuel Chases will often be seen with an open book or pining after a blond who was taken by another male.

The word has American origins, but the overall etymology is unknown.
Stop being such a Shmuel Chase and live in the present
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Shmuel Chase

Describes a very specific type of male. One who is usually blond but not always. The defining feature of a Shmuel Chase is someone who acts much older than their age, seemingly perpetually stuck in the 1930s. Shmuel Chases will often be seen with an open book or pining after a blond who was taken by another male.

The word has American origins, but the overall etymology is unknown.
Stop being such a Shmuel Chase and live in the present!
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Shmuel Chase

Describes a very specific type of male. One who is usually blond but not always. The defining feature of a Shmuel Chase is someone who acts much older than their age, seemingly perpetually stuck in the 1930s. Shmuel Chases will often be seen with an open book or pining after a blond who was taken by another male.

The word has American origins, but the overall etymology is unknown.
Stop being such a Shmuel Chase and live in the present
by levitating man April 03, 2024
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Shmuel Chase

Describes a very specific type of male. One who is usually blond but not always. The defining feature of a Shmuel Chase is someone who acts much older than their age, seemingly perpetually stuck in the 1930s. Shmuel Chases will often be seen with an open book or pining after a blond who was taken by another male.

The word has American origins, but the overall etymology is unknown.
Stop being such a Shmuel Chase and live in the present
by levitating man April 03, 2024
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Shmuel Spector

A super hot person with a 34in dick loved by everyone sexy body and a nice ass
"Oh my god I love Shmuel Spector he's so cute I want to marry him" Ariana grande
by Sys69 June 07, 2022
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