Shmessy

messy shade

Kenya brought Cookie Lady to lunch to ambush Tanya about her about the boyfriend's dalliances. "that's some fucked up Shmessy, girl" Cynthia said, which then caused a fight with Kenya.

by Uncle Joosie February 17, 2020

shmeow meow

1. to be extremely baked and not know what to say so you just simply start speaking in cat language.
2. to be excited or facinated in anyway that just makes you feel the need to express yourself in cat language.

stoner 1: dudee, wanna smoke another blunt?
stoner 2:shmeow meowwww,
stoner 1:uhh. okay, i'll pack another bowl then.

or

person 1: omg! that zebra dress is on sale!
person 2: fucken shmeow meow!

by Nicholeee. October 18, 2008

Shmess

A short dress often confused for a shirt and interchangeable as a shirt or a dress. However, not all girls can pull off this itinterchangeable piece . shmess originated the summer of 2007 somewhere between atlantic city and the delaware river.

Is this a shirt or a dress? Ummmm...shmess.

by Andrea Wingman May 12, 2008

Shmoosh

To shuffle cards via a wax-on-wax-off technique

Shannon - shmoosh the cards, won't you?

by Kidsticky December 31, 2019

Shmecsy

SH MEK SEE
1. A person who half-human half-sheep and is sexy
2. A sheep who is sexy
3. Secsy

1.“hey dude that’s one of the most shmecsy asses out there”

2. “Your half-sheep half-human gf be so shmecsy bro”

3. “Girl, you shmecsy AF”

by Konnichiwa_amigos February 5, 2020

shmeow

To be so chill and relaxed, mellow state of existence and being. To be completely content with your existing atmosphere.

lowell: im fkn shmeoooowwwwww dag
moe: yo me too. sara is so shmeoww
sara: fuck dude im so shmeow right now

by shmeowcow January 30, 2010

shmeash

created by some very ingenious sixth graders.
can be used when in distress or when speechless

I um..uhh..uuhhh...SHMEASH!

by Peh November 10, 2006