shitcunt

shitcunt term of affection and/or term of anger to a fellow.

'Oi, shitcunt!!! Hows trix?' - affection

'I'll fuckin kill you and yer dirty shitcunt family!!! I'll blow you all up!!!' - anger

by paulw December 3, 2003

shitcunt

When the word cunt just isn't enough!

fuck off you little shitcunt!!

by BRADCTFC November 1, 2011

shitcunt

An extreme breed of cunt; the asshole, as a cunt. Unlike "cunt," "shitcunt" is free of gender implication/application.

"He is a complete shitcunt."

by earthen biscuit February 4, 2008

Shitcunt

The most uber stupid, idiotic twat you know.

Leroy is a shitcunt

by Doug November 8, 2003

Shittunity

The small window of opportunity you have to go poop when you first start feeling like you need to take a crap. This window goes away if you ingore the urge or don't take time to go poop right then. If you don't get your crapping done within this window, you may be screwed the rest of the day.

Man, I missed my shittunity this morning and I've been stopped up ever since.

by VKM January 16, 2008

Shitcunt

the shittiest, biggest loser that you know

fuck greg is a shitcunt

by ryan July 23, 2003

shitcut

A completely awful haircut , often defined as something akin to a 7 blade all over . Takes about two minutes in the barber's chair and bang your looking shit as ever.

Famous sporters of the shitcut include markey stephens and fergal markey

" theres the shitcut ! "

by frankysteves May 20, 2012