shemp

like a dog

got merfed like a shemp on that girl

by Armenian GOD April 17, 2003

Shemped

Tuning in to the Three Stooges, and getting Shemp instead of Curly, disappointment, getting ripped off, remourse. Shitty, cheap, crappy.

Dude one: "Wow this pizza sucks."
Dude two: "Yeah we got shemped."

Dude one: "I think I bought bag of oregano, this is not weed."
Dude two: "You fucktard, you got shemped."

by Dark Doom April 5, 2011

shemp

Fecal matter; poop

Hold that thought - I have to go take a huge shemp

by Patrick Sullivan December 14, 2003

fake shemp

Term coined by director great, Sam Raimi, referring to actors who stand in for those that aren't currently available. Usually dubbed in and with the back facing to the camera.

Bruce Campbell is sick with the flu, just put a fake shemp in for that last scene he needs to film...

by Bruce campbell March 21, 2005

got the shemp

When somebody makes a mistake.

Doctor Shemp's name is considered an in-joke at Insomniac games, the employees using the phrase "got the shemp" whenever a blunder is made.

by The Logical Fallacy May 26, 2018

SUP SHEMP

Sup Shemp is a mysterious term whose origins have been questioned for many centuries. It has recently been discovered that the term "Shemp" is derived from the classic member of the Three Stooges.

Everyone: SUP SHEMP
Everyone else: Wtf?

by Jasdeep November 18, 2005

Legalize Shemp

Play on the slogan “Legalize Hemp” referring to Shemp Howard of The Three Stooges.

Joe: Hey, cool Legalize Shemp t-shirt!
Earl: Shemp’s my hero.

by Sharon DePussy November 5, 2021