september 1 

national simping day
simp for whoever you want
everyone simps for whoever is born on this day

friend: it's september 1 which is national simp day
me: i know! and it's my birthday so everyone simps for me
friend: omg lol!

september 1 by luvharls August 6, 2021

September 1 

the day where all the big dong chads were born. also it is believed that there was a chosen baby that is a sick cunt and gets all the babes and is the equivalent to god.

person 1: Damn did he just jumped out of a building while eating a kebab?
person 2: holy shit he did, bet he's born on September 1

September 1 by daddy schlong March 7, 2021

September 1 

The one day on Labor Day and in
Summer and having fun all day

Long have a good day

Today is September 1 and I am finna

Have fun

September 1 by Reny Pooh December 11, 2019

September 1 

The best Bailey was born on this day

She is a Bailey born on September 1 I can see why

September 1 by Doob and Numbo December 17, 2019

september 1 

the dumbest person ever was born on this day. a fat fuck arrived on the face of the planet on sep 1, 2005. shes litt the fattest fucker i have ever seen. shes not lit. shes fucking fat.

dharini is such a dumbass since she was born on september 1

september 1 by sammy04950 April 19, 2022

September 1 

A day you hit your best friend and they are not allowed to fight back

Today is September 1 I have to go hit my best friend and she is not allowed to fight back

September 1 by Ello1234567890987654321 November 14, 2020

September 1 

The day the hottest guys are born. These guys are hot, muscular and attractive.

Aiden: woah he’s hot
George: yeah of course he’s a September 1st

September 1 by Sparkzy April 13, 2021