friend: it's september 1 which is national simp day
me: i know! and it's my birthday so everyone simps for me
friend: omg lol!
me: i know! and it's my birthday so everyone simps for me
friend: omg lol!
by luvharls August 07, 2021
the day where all the big dong chads were born. also it is believed that there was a chosen baby that is a sick cunt and gets all the babes and is the equivalent to god.
person 1: Damn did he just jumped out of a building while eating a kebab?
person 2: holy shit he did, bet he's born on September 1
person 2: holy shit he did, bet he's born on September 1
by daddy schlong March 08, 2021
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by Doob and Numbo December 17, 2019
the dumbest person ever was born on this day. a fat fuck arrived on the face of the planet on sep 1, 2005. shes litt the fattest fucker i have ever seen. shes not lit. shes fucking fat.
by sammy04950 April 20, 2022
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