Southampton F.C

Ah Southampton F.C.Probally the worst club to exist on Earth. The city in general is full of scammers and the supporters have no teeth and all have clap.

Bob: I'm going to watch a Southampton F.C game!
Michael: *tears up the tickets*
Michael: No problem.

by JimBobSmellyKnob April 11, 2019

southampton syndrome

having to spend a long time with relatives, usually on holiday, that leave no time for musturbation.

after spending a week in Southampton with his mum Andrew developed Southampton syndrome.

by chocolate vs cheese August 26, 2009

Southampton

A commercial port on the south coast of England where the world's largest passenger cruise liners don't dock but wait out in the clearer waters off Portsmouth.

scum Southampton

by PT_P November 18, 2009

Southampton

I was born in Southampton and lived around the southside all my life and I feel all hoods around the south like Lymington New Milton Ringwood Lyndhurst Sway etc owe Southampton

just go to southampton blacks whites !!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Last Motherfuker Breathing May 13, 2005

southampton red rum

A brainstorming cocktail involving a large port, vodka, rum and horseradish sauce..

"Lady Phillipa, who was herself well irrigated with horizontal lubricant, gave him a boozy wink"

by actions_speak_louder_than_worms August 29, 2003

southampton schools new jersey

southampton is a place where either the teachers are too old and forget to teach or where theyre too young and dont know how to teach. the kids are a bunch of hard asses that think theyre cool. all of the sports teams suck. there hasnt been one decent team since 1998. they dont even have a baseball or a wrestling team. no body has parties. EVER!! its the most boring school to go to. black to white ratio--- 3:126

boys basketball: 2-16
girls basketball: 0-18

person 1:im so bored im going to kill myself.
person 2: what are you at southampton schools new jersey or something.

by rackem willie April 24, 2009

taking my talents to southhampton

to ejaculate onto someone's pillow at their hamptons' house. preferably the head of household. spawned from Lebron James' famous quote "taking my talents to south beach".

Larry: James, thanks for having me out here this weekend.
James: make yourself at home. My wife and I are going to the beach, do you want to join us?
Larry: no thanks, I have a few things to unload first.

*the next morning*
James: Oh f*ck, my pillow is stuck to my head!!!
Larry: That's right James, I've been taking my talents to southhampton

by Stepdads September 29, 2010