Saint Martin’s Catholic Academy

A Catholic secondary school based in rural Stoke Golding, a village just outside the town of Hinckley, it boasts a healthy level of academic achievement and has had impressive GCSE results since it’s transformation into a 11-16 school seven years ago. This change, however, has given rise to a shift in the school’s demographics. No longer does the school consist of exclusively middle class students from the surrounding villages, whose parents pick them up in the car park each day in massive 4 by 4s presumably to counter the occasional leaves that fall on the end of their mansion’s drive, for the change in local school systems caused many students from the working class Hinckley that would’ve otherwise attended a more modest school such as Hinckley Academy or Redmoor to commute on the infamous Beaver Bus daily. This change has created a peculiar environment in the school were rich and poor are educated in harmony. This will, no doubt, be the middle-class students’ only experience of the working class before they go on to work as a hedge fund manager and fund the Conservative Party while putting their earnings into an offshore account.

Catholic Priest at Sunday Mass: “So, what schools does everyone’s children go to?”
All (in unison): “Saint Martin’s Catholic Academy!”

by Suntan Dave December 8, 2021

martha's vineyard

The act of filling one's anal cavity to capacity with grapes.

Jerry just gave himself a full Martha's Vineyard

by Five Seventeen August 28, 2016

martha's vineyard

MV is the shit. In the summer it is the dankest place there is. Edgartown is not all that bad, granted there are a lot of preppy kids but they arent all that annoying and snobby. Edgartown is an easy place for good, clean girls that wont put out unless you get them drunk. Go to the Paper Store and watch the Shocker in action he'll show you how its done. Bottom line, GO TO MV

Island/Summer resident: Hey how are you, what is your name.
Girl Tourist: Hey, im Amanda, im visiting Martha's vineyard for a week.
Island/Summer resident: Thats cool, you wanna hang out with us tonight, theres a beach party only a mile from here.
Girl Tourist: Yea definetly.
Island/Summer resident: Alright let's go, we will show you what MV is really about.

by Bill D. Mahoney June 28, 2007

martha's vineyard

An island, off the coast of Massachusetts//Cape Cod. Look people, I live there. And by live there I do not mean that I stay for a week in the summer, I don't mean that i stay for 6 weeks in the summer and the occasional memorial day weekend. I LIVE there. Eat, sleep, go to school, play sports, ON MARTHA'S VINEYARD. And for the record, if you're one of those people who thinks everyone who lives there is a rich snob, you can stay at one of your other 5 houses, because i probably hate you, as well as most of the people i know. kay thanks.

Martha's Vineyard is way better than the Nantucket GAY-lers.

Hmm. We are nice normal people who want to go on a nice vacation with other nice normal people. Let's go to martha's vineyard.

by waybored April 25, 2006

Martel's

Martel's: A Very Well Known Famliy In Rhode Island For There Trouble With Fights, Drugs, and Cops. Mostly The Four Brothers Are All Trouble Makers. They All Stick Together. Mess With One You Mess With All! They Will Treat You How You Treat Them Thats All You Need To Know Mostly

Here Come The Martel's No Trouble Please.

by David Hardy December 13, 2008

martha(s)

Martha(s) - Abbrviated and more endearing form of "Mother Fuckers"; A person or a group of people who you are pissed at, excited to see, or just a name to call people/friends.

Hey! I thought you Marthas would never get here.

by Hannah's Mom April 2, 2005

Martin's Donk

Martin's step beside of Iceland, he probably shits on it.

Martin's donk is a shithole, he definitely shit on that step.

by Promethazine1 March 14, 2018