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Saturday Morning 80's 

That magical time when you were a child during the 80's knowing you did not have to go to school or have nothing to worry about besides playing with your nintendo and watching teenage mutant ninja turtles in your childhood bedroom.
Don't sweat it jim, it's saturday morning 80's. Enjoy it while it last.

morning b's 

Bong hits done first thing in the morning, usually before breakfast or even before your feet hit the floor.
I didn't have any classes today, so we did morning b's!
morning b's by Sass Smoker July 13, 2006

what's the story morning glory? 

a question asked when talking to someone with a cocaine hang-over

Mowing other people's lawns 

A line from the movie Kingpin refering to sleeping with someone else's girlfriend or wife.
Angry man: You lookin at my woman?
Another man: Yeah man you dont go mowing other people's lawns!

She's gonna be walking funny in the morning 

When a girl gets screwed so hard that in the morning after she can not walk properly and has to waddle about like an idiot
man i fucked her so hard she's gonna be walking funny in the morning

Mowing My Grandfather's Lawn 

1) Trimming the gray hair out of your pubic hair.

2) Landscaping your pubic region, focusing on off colored hair.
"What are you doing tonight?"

"Probably gonna be Mowing My Grandfather's Lawn, it's getting pretty thick."