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hot doc's secret white root medicine

spooge, discovered by cave men, thought to cure acne, genital warts, cold sores, stomach ulsers, broken bones and old age when applied liberally to effected area. Now known to wipe out memories, create falsehoods and deplete mental capacity of the ejaculator.
"My tummy hurts, baby." she says
"Well, ya kno what ya need?" he grins
"Ah, no, what's that sweetie?" she pines
"Ya need ta swaller ya a shot of Hot Doc's Sekrit Wite Rout Medisin" he blubbers
by Maria B April 24, 2004
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That's mighty white of you

The exact opposite of white, a very niggerish act.
Richard cut Tommy in line at the movie theater. Tommy told Richard "That's mighty white of you Dick"
by IronChefChad September 25, 2016
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It’s all white smoke

This is the concept where you know there is big news, but you don’t have any of the details yet.

This derives from the Catholic Church conclave where the world knows they have chosen a new Pope but there is a gap from the time they burn the white signal smoke until the new Pope’s name is released.

Phrase was coined in May 2025 by Tik Tok user: @YourPunkRockUncle
Dave got engaged yesterday but I don’t know to whom, it’s all white smoke right now.
by Jasonistheworst May 9, 2025
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Escorting the Obama's to the White House

Politically correct term for defecating after the inaguration of the United State's 44th president, Barack Obama.

When you have to poop so bad it becomes your number one priority.
Randy pretended he was a Secret Service agent when he was escorting the Obama's to the White House.

Sorry dude, I got an important mission. I have to escort the Obama's to the White House.
by george takei October 19, 2009
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Escorting the Obama's to the White House

Escorting the Obama's to the White House

Shitting into the toilet.
*Looks around(to the left and to the right, each stall wall) and presses secret service ear device thing*-"Preparing to escort the Obama's into The White House". *Pulls down trousers and what-not and sits on the toilet, Kerplops multiple pieces of shit into the toilet* "Now Escorting the Obama's to the White House"

{Thought I came up with this phrase today, only to find that I'm three years too late on Urbandict...damn it}
by Mr. President Shit August 21, 2012
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Dropping the Obama's at the White House

Instead of using, taking the browns to the Superbowl or dropping the Cosbys at the pool, another way for saying you gotta take a dump. The Obama's are brown and the White House is white = Poop is brown and toilet bowl is white.
I am dropping the Obama's at the White House, i will be out in a minute.

Obama
by tbagger79 April 16, 2010
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Making s’mores with white chocolate

Fucking a bitch with such good pussy and/or ass that you say fuck it, let’s bust the fattest nut of all time inside this sex goddess. Then after you nut in the ass and/or butt u proceed to rub the pussy flaps or asscheeks together with the cum inside.(optional, you put your pride aside and eat that shit).
Oh my crispy tenders Ronnie You should of been there with your mother and I last night. I love making s’mores with white chocolate.
by bigboilatroi October 10, 2018
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