When you and your lover get too frisky in bed and you shove your toe up their ass and wake up with a toe infection because of the feces in the ass.
by meme.sters November 25, 2016
Get the sleeper's toe mug.When one decides to sleep in rather than get up to attend a planned event. Therefore, waking up later and wishing one had gotten up on time.
"Haley, get up. Last day to go Christmas shopping." Haley: "I'm too tired." Hours later Haley wakes up with sleeper's remorse whining because she didn't get to go shopping.
by TeachKMI December 25, 2013
Get the sleeper's remorse mug.When some fuckface wakes you up and you try to go back to sleep for a long time, all the while becoming progressively angrier and angrier until you throw back the covers and get up in a fit of rage, thereby abandoning any attempts to salvage sleeping in on your day off from school/work.
Guy 1: "Doctor, this morning I stabbed my roomate in the side of his throat with a harpoon after he woke me up for the fifth morning in a row, ruining yet another morning's rest."
Doctor1: "Dayummm nigga, looks like you dun got yoself one o' da worst cases o' sleeper's madness I ever dun seen in my mo. fuckin. LIFE!!!!"
MedStudent1: "I concur, maybe one day I can clean up my wife's gambling problem and get my finances together to pay off my debts and cure this horrible disease."
Doctor1: "Nigga you best be frenchin' wit me, cuz you ain't neva gonna do dat shit, dis disease be fuckin' INCURABLE, and I would know, I graduated from Harvard Med, top o' ma mofuckin class."
Doctor1: "Dayummm nigga, looks like you dun got yoself one o' da worst cases o' sleeper's madness I ever dun seen in my mo. fuckin. LIFE!!!!"
MedStudent1: "I concur, maybe one day I can clean up my wife's gambling problem and get my finances together to pay off my debts and cure this horrible disease."
Doctor1: "Nigga you best be frenchin' wit me, cuz you ain't neva gonna do dat shit, dis disease be fuckin' INCURABLE, and I would know, I graduated from Harvard Med, top o' ma mofuckin class."
by Scandal123 July 31, 2010
Get the Sleeper's Madness mug.The pungent odour emitted from one’s oral orifice following a prolonged period of time closed whilst in deep slumber
by X-Tina2 July 15, 2018
Get the Sleeper’s breath mug.by Doughyface April 15, 2021
Get the Sleeper’s high mug.Rose: "Dude, last night Chris had horrible sleep tourette's. He was laying there perfectly fine then just yelled "FUCK" for no reason and continued sleeping like it was no big deal."
by Clarson123 July 12, 2009
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