0.5% rule

The phenomenon that denotes the homosexual rule. A rule that decides if you are either straight or gay-

1. If you define yourself as 100% straight = you are 100% gay.
2. If you got 0.5% gayness in you = you are 100% straight.

- "Hey bro, wanna touch my dick?"
- "Ew wtf, no dude" = 100% gay

- "Hey bro, wanna touch my schlong?"
- "Hell yeah bro, gimme that (no homo)" = 100% straight

0.5% rule

by Schlongdong123 September 4, 2020

Rule 002

If it goes down, it goes on Facebook.

A meme based off of disturbing pictures found on facebook. A motivational poster is created with the image and titled "Rule 002: If it goes down, it goes on Facebook"

by jakob002 May 26, 2011

Rule 007

Rule to being awesome. If you wear a cool shirt you are obeying Rule 007.

You look cool in that skull shirt!

Thanks, just obeying Rule 007!

by Gwibft September 2, 2013

Rule: 07734

Anything you write will ALWAYS be much cooler if:

1) It's in code.

2) The message/statement is conveyed by unconventional means.

And/Or

3) 1337 is used.

(The rule name comes from writing "Hello" on a standard handheld calculator by pressing 0.7734 and turning it upside-down)

Steve: Man, I want to say 'Hello' to that chick over there... but how do I go about doing such a thing?

Man: Just remember Rule: 07734 Steve.

Man: Your right! *grabs a nearby calculator*

by Neoluigi October 2, 2011

Rule 010

If there is an academic subject that has a utilitarian use in Computer Science, the corresponding free online bootcamp must exist.

Computer Scientist: I would be paid double if I knew Statistics! I wish I had learned about it in College
Other Computer Scientist: Try Rule 010.

by goodgamemydudes May 18, 2022

Rule 0t0mat0ne

For every meme that exists, there is an otomatone version.

“Hey, why are these meme otomatone videos everywhere.”
“Rule 0t0mat0ne man.”

by meme school May 28, 2022

10,000 mile rule

When you're 10,000 miles away from your wife, adultery doesn't count

Sami: 'You've gotta go on tour with him' Fiona:'Why?'' Sami: Because of the 10,000 mile rule, 10,000 miles away from your wife, adultery doesn't count '

by Testing12345 October 23, 2017