rug muncher 

someone who eats out a women with a very hairy cunt

"Cletus is obbsessed with licking hairy cunts"
"He's such a rug muncher"

rug muncher by Sandra Danillesonarionton July 22, 2003

rug muncher 

fuckn dyke who eats pussy whenever, wherever she can

its ok, janie cant help it if she wants to be a rug muncher

rug muncher by pussy September 1, 2003

rug muncher 

a shot with tequilla, gold shlanger and zambuka. has to be taken with a slice of lime. first lick the lime, down the shot and then munch into the lime!shot, drink, lime

i love a good rug muncher!

rug muncher by gnasher456 January 9, 2009

rug muncher 

Someone whom is very fond of "sushi"

boy that lesbian sure likes her rug munchers

rug muncher by Maddog de Cann May 11, 2003

Rug muncher 

A fully grown man who just can not grow a beard, this is because he actually munches on carpet so his face is smooth as a whores cunt.

" Christ look at scott he must actually be a Rug muncher to be that smooth of face!"

"yeah what a cunt!"

Rug muncher by Scottt jackson October 21, 2007

rug muncher 

A gayboy is being bent over by their sick boyfriend on the floor doggy style. He's bumming him so hard that he bites the rug.

Jeffrey is biting the rug because Frederick is bumming extremely hard

rug muncher by M Farley July 7, 2004

Rug muncher 

Rug muncher means basically you eat pussy that's hairier than king kongs back hair. Also a name for lesbians

Person 1: 'dude did you see that chick?'
Person 2: 'yeah don't worry she's a rug muncher!'

Rug muncher by Rhicass March 1, 2014