Ruaraidh

Hairy mythical beast. Dwells down plugholes to feast on giant spiders. Often works as a librarian or book-shop owner. closely related to Bill Bailey. If you see one, run away immediately. They are very dangerous and quick over short distances, as they have stump legs and run like pidgeons.

The book I bought from Ruaraidh, it gave me clap.

Whats that coming from my plug-hole?? AHHHH ITS A RUARAIDH!!!!

Man, that guy looks like Bill Bailey! Its ok, its just a Ruaraidh. DON'T LOOK AT IT DIRECTLY IN THE EYES!!!

by Rossomes February 25, 2009

Ruarigh

The INT god. Somehow finds a way to INT everything and everyone in existence.

Person: I keep winning, I wonder what it's like to lose..
Person 2: Oh, dude. Just ask Ruarigh

by Wetson March 29, 2022

ruaridh

the 2nd most alcoholic st andrews student

hey, hows ruaridh?
oh, he's really wasted, but not as bad as fiona

by john brown August 3, 2004

Ruari

A compleatly insane 12 year old

me
"i'm an insane idiot"

by Ruari March 8, 2005

Ruaridh

A big ginger who is good with tech and at rugby he is big a hard to get down and will help people when having a hard time with a computer

Oh ruaridh scores another tri

by Flatpackninja December 15, 2018

Ruari

A beautiful young girl with a big heart and attitude. When she says she loves you she really does. She’s a big flirt and a funny person. She only cry’s over people she loves it has hurt.

Greg “ you know ruari right? “

Bob “ no why “
Greg “ BIGG ASS FLIRT

by Bïg daddy May 15, 2018

Ruari

The sexiest man you will ever meet he has huge pp and big buttox

wow he is so sexy he must be Ruari ;)

by Vytiss May 18, 2021