Square Rooter

Somebody who only looks out for themselves. They will do whatever they have to do, to make sure they come out on top. They will hurt anyone in the way. It always comes back to themselves winning.

Tommy, wouldn't train with the guys cuz he said his truck needed repair, so he would stay back and fix the truck while his boys sweat in the 100+ degree summer training. Tommy really square rooted his way out of this one.

Fritz doesn't like to work on holidays. So he calls in sick weeks before and stays out the whole time. He thinks because he does it 2 weeks prior that he has more ground to stand on, but everyone knows he was gonna do that because he's a square rooter.

by Wakafaluka waka waka June 23, 2011

Pecker Rooter

This is a variation of the short song, "Peter Rooter" that appeared on the audio-only album, "Los Cochinos" from 1973.

Hey there swingin' bachelors
Tired of that steady drip
Drip, drip of gonorrhea?
Then Pecker Rooter might be just what you've been waiting for

♪Pecker Rooter, that's the name♪
♪You just flush your troubles♪
♪Down the drain♪
♪Rotten Pecker, rotten pecker, rotten pecker♪

by Telephony September 30, 2014

alvaro romero

THE king of slatt 🐍member of the lollipop boys, associated with mattia polibio. HE IS THE MOST ADORABLE AND CUTE PERSON EVER periodt boo. he’s also kinda hot ;)

person A: whose ur fav tik toker?

person B: Mattia is sexy as shit but Alvaro romero is adorable, i can’t decide.
person A: idk who they are imma look em up

person B: bet it

by Swaggycowgirl October 18, 2019

Rooer

Your Slang for cry.

"Stop rooering you gret babee" means "Stop crying you big baby"

"Last night after Sally left Tom he was rooering like a baby!"

by Gary Cherone June 20, 2006

Pecker Rooter

This is a variation of the short song, "Peter Rooter" that appeared on the Cheech & Chong audio-only album, "Los Cochinos" from 1973.

Hey there swingin' bachelors
Tired of that steady drip
Drip, drip of gonorrhea?
Then Pecker Rooter might be just what you've been waiting for

♪Pecker Rooter, that's the name♪
♪You just flush your troubles♪
♪Down the drain♪
♪Rotten pecker, rotten pecker, rotten pecker♪

by Telephony October 1, 2014

Ed the roofer

Someone that spends too much time posting on internet forums.

That fool has posted more than Ed the roofer.

by spankio May 15, 2009

Roofer's Nut

When you're a roofer and your're done for the day...All of the sweat, stench, dirt and grime rotting on your ball bag festers to become roofers nut.

Oh baby, when you come home don't shower off your roofer's nut. I wanna get all the juices.

by boofaholic March 15, 2015