Robinhood

When you eat a big girl out and you fashion a hood out of fat apron and wear it over your head

I am going to Robinhood the hell out that momma.

by Jeez wiz July 15, 2018

Robinhood

A easy commission free investing app for stocks and cryptocurrencies.
Robinhood Markets, Inc, Robinhood Financial, LLC, Robinhood Crypto, LLC

I'm going to buy 15 shares of Amazon.com on my Robinhood.

by GlitchedPixels June 10, 2018

robinhood kid

The kids who took their stimulus checks & invested it instead of just spending it. They might not actually use the Robinhood investing app, but hey— they might!

These Robinhood kids are putting a bunch of money back into the stock market!

by Robinhoodkid December 7, 2020

Robinhood Trader

Someone who only owns penny stocks, but has no fucking clue how to day trade. Thinks making 2 dollars is a significant return after losing 2000. Keeps putting money from government stimulus checks in tho.

Oh my god, look what that Robinhood trader Parker Byers is doing. Fucking rookie.

by chanharm2 January 25, 2021

robinhoodwinked

When your stock gets driven up way over any sane, reasonable value by newbie "investors" on an online stock trading app, like Robinhood, Webull, or Stash, as happened in January, 2021 with GameStop.

"Wow, this sleepy little stock I bought for a few bucks a share has been robinhoodwinked to a few hundred dollars a share! Should I sell out now, or wait for it to really explode?"

by hunter112 January 27, 2021

Robinhood

dumb thing

fuck robinhood

by macknagginggirl January 29, 2021

Robinhood

A "for the people" investing app who's CEO is both a simp and a cuck who let's its hedge fund customers like citadel ram their cocks so far up his ass to use him like a puppet.

I was just trading GME and AMC on robinhood when they decided to manipulate the market by restricting my buys and only letting me sell. Thanks Vlad Tenev.

by Emkic January 29, 2021