rhubarb

A rhubarb is what you get when you go to a massage parlor that gives happy endings. The rhubarb part is the sexual part, the handjob after the massage.

Dude, I went to the Chinese place and got a rhubarb, it was off the hook. Really? I like going to the Russians for a good rhubarb.

by Joe L January 11, 2004

rhubarb

A word golfers invented to describe the long grasses or other types of plant growth they shoot their ball into.

Fuck Dave! I my drive went into the fucking rhubarb!

Looks like im gonna need my wedge. I'm in that rhubarb over there.

by DeezNutz May 9, 2004

rhubarb

something stupid or really bad, bullshit

She cheated on you?? That's fucking rhubarb!

by julie March 4, 2004

rhubarb

A kind of vegetable that Zara Larsson loves.

Zara: I fucking love rhubarbs.

by anonymous June 2, 2021

rhubarb

a food that people like to eat with custard

what are we having for dessert, ma?
oh, um, how about rhubarb and custard?
yummy!

by +*+*+*+*+ August 11, 2007

rhubarbed

Verb.
The act of putting one's car off road into the rhubard.

Mike rhubarbed his car barely avoiding a collision with the deer.

by Otwisted November 30, 2009

rhubarb

adjective. Melancholic frustration or sadness associated with the apparent helplessness and inescapability of repetitive or redundant tasks.

"Man, I've been feeling pretty rhubarb about school lately."

"Did you hear Bill got a new job as the guy who puts erasers on pencils?" "Yeah, I hear he's been pretty rhubarb about the whole thing."

by smileyface April 9, 2008