A rhubarb is what you get when you go to a massage parlor that gives happy endings. The rhubarb part is the sexual part, the handjob after the massage.
Dude, I went to the Chinese place and got a rhubarb, it was off the hook. Really? I like going to the Russians for a good rhubarb.
by Joe L January 12, 2004
A word golfers invented to describe the long grasses or other types of plant growth they shoot their ball into.
Fuck Dave! I my drive went into the fucking rhubarb!
Looks like im gonna need my wedge. I'm in that rhubarb over there.
Looks like im gonna need my wedge. I'm in that rhubarb over there.
by DeezNutz May 09, 2004
She cheated on you?? That's fucking rhubarb!
by julie March 05, 2004
Zara: I fucking love rhubarbs.
by +*+*+*+*+ August 09, 2007
by Otwisted December 01, 2009
adjective. Melancholic frustration or sadness associated with the apparent helplessness and inescapability of repetitive or redundant tasks.
"Man, I've been feeling pretty rhubarb about school lately."
"Did you hear Bill got a new job as the guy who puts erasers on pencils?" "Yeah, I hear he's been pretty rhubarb about the whole thing."
"Did you hear Bill got a new job as the guy who puts erasers on pencils?" "Yeah, I hear he's been pretty rhubarb about the whole thing."
by smileyface April 09, 2008