Tijuana redonkulous

1. Something so ridiculous that it's par with the outrageousnesss of a Tijuana donkey show; a situation or circumstance that is beyond redonkulous.
2. A well-endowed man who's cock is as large as a donkey's, making copulation difficult or challenging.

1. - You’re not going to believe this! My ex-boyfriend dumped me because I wanted kids and he didn't - and now that he wants kids, he can't - he found out he's sterile!
- No way! That’s Tijuana redonkulous!

2. God that guy was Tijuana redonkulous - it took an entire tube of KY to get him in me and now my pussy resembles a Star Gate.

by Hell Brought June 8, 2010

redonkulous

Contrary to whatever your reading the original word came from modern poker. The word is a combination of the 2 root words "Ridiculous" and "Donkey". The ridiculous comes for the bad judgment at a poker table and the Donkey is what poker players call other poker players that apply bad judgment. Hence "redonkulous" ridiculous donkey.

Why would call that bet with a 3 outer? That's redonkulous.

by Happychappy1796 September 8, 2009

Redonkulous

Redonkulous is a way of explaining something that’s more ridiculous than ridiculous. Like how something could be insanely weird or awesome. This could also be the name of some YouTubers.

Bro, that kick flip was absolutely redonkulous!!

by Redonkulous Definitions November 4, 2021

redongulous

Something that is utterly unbelievable, absurd, whack, impossible or otherwise rediculous or recockulous. Usually refers to things that are beyond belief in an amazing way.

"Damn, yo... did you just see that chick walk by? Them tigolbitties were redongulous!"

by Solorzano Brothers March 8, 2005

redonkulous

More than ridiculous. Beyond the parameters for which one would consider something to be silly, absurd or otherwise ridiculous.

We were out having a drink and saw this redonkulous drunk stumbling around, trying to pick up on the ladies.

That police officer was redonkulous for giving me a speeding ticket. I was only driving 40 in a 30!

by bquib June 1, 2007

Redonkulous

1.The state of being outlandishly over-astonished by a sudden change of events that leaves the witness dumbfounded.

2. Beyond ridiculous.

Pete: "Dawg did you see that racoon slap that girls booty?"
Jake: "Man, that shits redonkulous"
Pete: "You know"

by D.C. MAN 1987 May 26, 2010

Rebonkulous

someone who is ridiculusly hot that you'd like to "bonk"
derived from redonkulous

jordan: cheyenne is rebonkulous.
adam: yeah

by asdfnkl January 11, 2010