redass

to be annoyed at something/person/place.

"Where the hell is the waiter? I'm getting a really bad case of redass, yo!"

"How was your date last night?" "Horrible! The deadbeat made me pay for a $100 meal." "Shit, that would give me redass!"

by Canadian in hiding April 17, 2006

rejass

reject and an asshole

You stupid rejass

by hghgy March 11, 2003

Persian Reassurance

Persian Reassurance is the act of enetering a womans anal cavity while she is laying on her side and you penertrate from behind.

Dude how did your date with Melina go? It was great! she even let me give her some Persian Reassurance if you get my drift.

by xvaluedrivenx August 21, 2018

Repaskeitis

The aftermath of putting Matt's penis in ones mouth (girls or boys) and Developing swollen tonsils and lack of ability to swallow.

I gave someone head and got Repaskeitis.

by Dr.std May 24, 2018

reassurance bucket

A bucket that can be obtained in The Stanley Parable Ultra Deluxe after visiting the expo hall. The bucket changes endings to be bucket related. For example, the apartment ending becomes an ending where Stanley tries to have sex with the bucket.

The Stanley Parable Reassurance Bucket was merely meant to provide the comforting glow of companionship.

by Melsbacksfriend July 30, 2022

Reassurance Battery

A person in a relationship who is to relieve anxiety frequently. And is prodded until they run out of battery, which results in them giving up until they recharge.

Her: Are you gonna cheat on me?
Battery: No.
Her: Are you gonna cheat on me?
Battery: No.
Her: Do you still love me?
Battery: Yes
Her: Do you hate me?
Battery: No.
Her: Are you gonna cheat on me?
Battery: I give up...
(Reassurance Battery depleted needs recharging)

by Tired-MoFo September 14, 2022

theory of relasstivity

Theory that a perfect ass has three attributes:
1. Lower butt - The lowest part of the ass, should be firm but not hard.
2. Middle-earth - Middle of ass, should be softer than the lower butt and stick out more.
3. Heaven - Highest part of the ass. "As above down below". Should be similar to lower butt.

Damn Joe, that ass definitely follows the theory of relasstivity!

by Nyota June 29, 2014