Red Wings

The worst thing to happen to the NHL with the exception of maybe the Columbus Bluejackets. The Red Wings have at least 9 hall of famers on their team at a time. They make an attempt to buy the Stanley cup every year.

Those Detroit Red Wings can suck my ass. The frickin' Ducks beat them out in the first round. I hope the Red Wings never win another playoff game...ever!

by Maple Leaf Fan May 16, 2003

Red Wings

The act of pulling a tampon out of a menstruating vagina by the string using only your teeth. Once the tampon is out of the vagina you then shake your head left and right quickly (as if shaking your head "No") allowing the tampon to smake your cheeks, thus leaving "Red Wings" on your face.

I earned my Red Wings last night.

by talee July 16, 2007

Red Wings

Refer to the blood spatters on your cheeks after pulling a bloody tampon out with your teeth and shaking your head from side-to-side like a dog.

Look honey! I look like the Joker after I gave myself Red Wings with your tampon!

by Jonathan Caine November 17, 2009

Red Wings

to have sex with a virgin and pop the hymen.

"I finally got my red wings last night after popping suzy's hymen like a water balloon....bleegooooooowwww"

by amizzle June 19, 2006

Red Wings

When someone most likely hells angel cuts a hole into someone and fucks the hole.

"You know that guys mom we destroyed," "Yeah we earned our red wings on her"

by dareylrasberry November 13, 2014

Red wings

When you eat a girl out on her period

Evan-what's ur favorite food
Billy-red wings with some ranch

by Dickchocolate March 9, 2017

red wing

To perform oral sex on a female while she is on her period

Any guy who has earned his red wings cannot kiss me....

by skorpionlady August 13, 2005