red eye

when someone's asleep and you sneak up to their bed, drop trou, spread your cheeks, and put your anus right in the victim's face. usually followed by loud noises, running, and/or severe beatings.

Jim: Why is Steve in the hospital?

Bob: He gave Shaq the red eye while he was sleeping.

Jim: OHHHH SNAP.

by D-Gomer September 18, 2005

red eye

Redhead fetish... or deep, unexplainable sexual, emotional or spiritual attraction to carrot tops.

Gerard:Oh, man I've got hardcore red eye!
Teagan:Well, what do you mean?
Gerard:I can't stop thinking about burning bush.

by shan-liz-ice November 14, 2005

red eye

a bright red asshole

When I mooned the car full of nuns, I spread my cheeks and gave them the red eye!

by gapingasshole December 11, 2004

Red Eye

When a man comes in man/womans eye causing it to water snd take on a distinctive red colouration. Derived from recent pornographic films.

''Lets give that cum sucking whore a red eye''

by kr15ushjendhj May 25, 2006

red eye

A suttle sign for a person smoking weed.

by A toker October 22, 2003

red eye

the aftermath of semen, also referred to as jizz, getting in your eye

after i let him titty fuck me, i had a red eye for 3 days

by Prillawhore June 04, 2006

Red Eye

Ejaculating in you're own eye, causing it to hurt a lot and sting, then after a while turning red.

Me: Bob, yesterday I was jacking off and I Red eyed myself.
Bob: Oh shit!

by XxMtnD3wxX March 07, 2015