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The distance (usually measured in swipes) that a lazy American will scroll down a webpage or social media feed before giving up.
Often used with the preceding word "beyond" or in the acronym RSD
Bob: did you see my tweet?
Joe: naw man, it must've been beyond reasonable scrolling distance
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reasonable degree

when you're fucking and you cum at a reasonable degree
nice cumshot! came at a reasonable degree.
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Reasonable Crash Out

When you Crash Out (lose your shit) but the situation is so messed up you’re justified.
Person A: Did you hear Jessie punched Sam in the Jaw, shot her, and then stomped on her face?

Person B: Didn’t Sam suggest jessie make amends with her ex after he cheated on her with SAM??!

Person A: Yeah i think so.

Person B: Eh, reasonable crash out, i would’ve done the same.
by ThunderousKirin March 10, 2025
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Reasonable Crash Out

When you Crash Out but the situation is so messed up you’re justified.
Person 1: Yo! I just saw our neighbor setting her husband’s car on fire!

Person 2: Wait didn’t he cheat on her with her best friend while she was pregnant?

Person 1: Yeah, I think so.

Person 2: Eh, reasonable crash out, I would’ve done the same.
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Reasonable Crashout

To add some context, a “Crashout” is used to describe what happens when someone gets so mad they lose their composure. In turn, a “Reasonable Crashout” is when someone loses their composure but for a justifiable reason. The term “Reasonable Crashout” works to further describe the situation as not all Crashouts are considered viable and normally but the perpetrator of the Crashout in a negative light,however, a “Reasonable Crashout” automatically shows that the people who aought to be blamed are the people who caused the person to Crashout and not the person Crashing out themselves.

NOTE: Reasonable Crashout is also sometimes called a Necessary Crashout
A. “ My neighbor beat up the local pool boy for sleeping with the his wife, so it was a Reasonable Crashout.”

B. “My teacher gave me an F- for putting my name in the wrong corner, time for my Reasonable/Necessary Crashout!”
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Reasonable Bop

A Reasonable Bop Is A Female Who Plans There Escape To Bop Off And Waits For There Boyfriend To Mess Up So They Can Bop Off
T5ive : Why You Cheat?
Denisse : You Did It First
T5ive : You Been Wanting To Boo Off You Just Wanted A Reason You Reasonable Bop
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Bed Bath and Beyond Reasonable Doubt

Bed Bath and Beyond Reasonable Doubt — a headline trumpeting the ridiculous reality that Donald J. Trump hid secret documents in an easily accessible bathroom at Mar-a-Largo. There are both video tape and photographs to prove this beyond a shadow of a doubt.

I wonder if our enemies got 20% off coupons for reading American secrets after their infiltration of Trumps compound?

Trump hid secret documents in an easily accessible bathroom Bed Bath and Beyond Reasonable Doubt.
Trump hid secret documents in an easily accessible bathroom at Mar-a-Largo. This is Bed Bath and Beyond Reasonable Doubt. There are both video footage and photographs to document this.

Yikes!!!!
by Mind Hunter the Profiler June 12, 2023
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