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ratner

A girl or guy who checks you out while with their significant other.
Did you see how hard that ratner checked you out?
by mrmayhem June 10, 2016
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ragnet

ribbon magnets used to make shitty cars look tacky
I stole like 50 ragnets off that soccer mom's car and threw them in a festive manner on the freeway
by JJoint October 16, 2009
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Ranett

She's a sweet amazing person but will hurt you at some point
Damn she pulled an Ranett again
by Johnny cooler October 3, 2019
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RakNet

RakNet is networking middleware developed by Oculus VR, Inc. for use in the video game industry. RakNet was originally authored by Jenkins Software LLC.
-Anonymous1: I just sent malicious packets to Roblox servers through RakNet.
-Anonymous2: Wow, this is so cool! We can shutdown servers.
by AwesomeDaDude April 6, 2023
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Pulling a Howard Ratner

1) When you gamble all of the money you made from selling goods you borrowed from someone else, and still lose all of THAT money.

2) When you hide in your side ho's closet and text her.
3)When you buy an uncut black opal gem online, and somehow get it stolen by Kevin Garnett.
1) Ah honey, you are pulling a Howard Ratner, now how are we gonna pay for our bills.
2) Ah honey, you are pulling a Howard Ratner, now how are we gonna unfuck Julia.
3) Ah honey, you are pulling a Howard Ratner, now how are we gonna get our Uncut Gem *wink* back from Kevin Garnett.
by BanquetBoi420 June 5, 2020
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Rattet

To punish by either inserting the tip of the penis into the mouth and or gently kissing the victim on the lips.
Last night, after I texted his mom, he gave me a rattet.
by Matty Mirek July 8, 2011
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Ratner's touch

The opposite of the Midas touch. A person for whom everything turns to crap, if (s)he gets involved.

Named after jewellery magnate Gerald Ratner, who infamously declared his proudcts to be "total crap" and wouldn't last much "longer than a M&S {Marks & Spencer} prawn sandwich", during a speech to the Insitute of Directors (1991).

Although his comments were meant to be tongue-in-cheek, shares in his company drastically plummeted and he almost bankrupted the company. The speech is often heralded as an example of the value of branding and image over quality.
It's a nightmare working with with Cheryl, she always bodges things up-- she's got the Ratner's touch.
by Roger Mellie 84 October 31, 2009
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