Jamaican Rain Dance

The act of being graced by a native Jamaican's knuckle children. Most commonly practiced as a post touchdown celebration.

Incomplete Pass

Denfender: "No Jamaican Rain Dance for you Douche Bag!"

Receiver:"....crap."

by The Drizzler November 6, 2008

dick rain dance

An provocative act in which the receiving party shakes their ass in order to arouse a male party to ejaculate all over them.

Man, when Kayne needs the money, he can do a bomb-ass dick rain dance.

by yung_memer_2k16 August 28, 2016

African rain dance

The act of inserting a womans hard nipple into a mans pee hole, then the man urinates, making the urine "rain" on her.

My old lady wanted to shower last night, but I talked her into an African rain dance instead.

by Mintberrycrunch91 April 22, 2011

Rain Dance Maggie

A type of chicken fried steak used to disguise a banana as a ninja fighting karate chopping monkey to eliminate a certain slow race of rainbow sprinkles. They poop then eat their poop. they come in flavors such as bubble gum and berry blast.

look over there! it's a rain dance maggie!

by veggiemonstah October 3, 2011

White Man Rain Dance

The process of washing your car and having it rain the next day.

God damn it Chad, I washed my car yesterday and its already raining. Dude thats the white man rain dance.

by DBCdestroyers September 19, 2011

irish rain dance

An Irish rain dance is what happens when you're getting head and your partner proceeds to throw up on your penis.

Dude, i was getting head from my girlfriend the other day and she totally Irish rain danced me

by juicebox-enfuego March 30, 2012

The Adventures of Rain Dance Maggie

The worst song on the face of the planet. It's a brand new low for the Red Hot Chili Peppers.

*The Adventures of Rain Dance Maggie comes on the radio*

Person A: I hate this shit!

Person B: Damn, this just made me puke.

Person A: Turn it off, turn it off!

by mcnigget01 July 17, 2011