Ripon, CA

welcome to ripon. population: nobody and everybody. here, you walk everywhere and the "it" place is pizza pluss. you can not say a word and everyone would still know your whole life. your a guy? either your a jock, a partier, a combination of the two, or just not important. Orr a cop, and therefore, still not important. your a girl? your most likely stuck up, non caring, and bitchy, but deep down you really do have your problems. your gonna be the sporty one, the pretty one, the smart one, the chill one, the sluty one, and the one who was hella drunk at that orchard party last weeknd all at some point. choose friends wiseely, nuff said. heres the deal, if you dont like your bf/gfs exes, you hate half the town. youve tried weed at least once, and maybe popped a pill or two. your weekends may start on "thirsty thursday" and consist of beer pong and garage parties. you stress over the high standards of your highschool and have talked to multiple police. its all about the clothes, and the music, your dictionary and "hobbies," and social standing. sports and photography may define you. see, at the end of the day, were all pretty damn similar, and most of all, we all just wanna leave.

Ripon, CA is a small town.

by klovie December 3, 2011

Ripon

place i used to live
it is really small and has a hella good skate park there...its known everywhere...and i was there when it was being built..
other then that its not that fun

but go say "hi to ashley at taco bell and Jack in The box....

haha fun times

hey lets go skate at the ripon skate park

ok lets go!

by hahaha Funny Stuff October 20, 2008

ripoff

to creflo, steal, scam

That fat sweating tv minister ripoff my momma, I'm gonna get my deviant friend James after him.

by but its not porn February 1, 2004

Ripon, WI

http://www.ripon-wi.com/ripon-wi/page.asp?p=home

Small town in Wisconsin. It is about an hour to an hour and a half from anywhere in Wisconsin.Examples - Madison, Green Bay, Milwaukee, Sheboygan, and so much more!

One half of the town smells like cookies -Rippin' Good Cookies -and the other half like cow manure.

There is a college in town. Ripon College. Harrison Ford went there but never graduated.

Most who live there don't like to admit it anymore but we are indeed the birthplace of the Republican Party.

Coolest thing ever - Dickens of a Christmas:-P

If you have ever been to, lived in, or even heard of this place - you know how much it rocks!

Ripon, WI is the coolest town around!

by RiponKid March 16, 2009

RipOff

a term for couch surfers who enjoy "riding the couch wave" in between grabbing a beer and playing online

Bob Bobertson took a ripoff all afternoon and felt relaxed afterwards

by WPStudio March 6, 2015

Seahawk-Ripoff

To rip off someone like the refs did to the Seahawks in Super Bowl XL GO SEAHAWKS!

Joe-Dude why did you take that guys money?
Jerome-Why not? Its a Seahawk-Ripoff I wont get caught"

by Aaron Y. February 6, 2006

riposaur

An individual who talks obsessively about the gym, and who's diet consists entirely of protein. When not in the confines of 'the base', a riposaursous-rex can be found roaming half naked, flexing their 'guns' infront of adoring girls.

Riposaur: 'I benched the equivelent of a small elephant in the gym today'
Average Joe: 'Yawn'
Riposaur: 'Now I'm going to eat ten whole chickens... Mmmm - I love protein'
Average Joe: 'Yaawwwn'

by jesebel June 5, 2005