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when a woman slaps your penis on her face and neck after achieving climax from fellatio in order to simulate the act of shaving. She will also rub the ding dong in a circular motion on her cheeks and neck also simulating an electric razor using the flim flam as makeshift shaving cream or lotion.
Linda was razoring her face after a great BJ last night.
by Lando666 July 19, 2007
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OH MY GOD, Marcus is such a Razor lately.
by little_secret February 8, 2021
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n., Person (usually male) who meticulously submits multiple fake entries to Urbandictionary to prove a logically flawed argument
"Dime Piece? Dude, you're such a razor!"
by crazy88hk December 9, 2012
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bro i finally managed to take razor's knot last night 😩😩
by CoryRay1970 July 9, 2022
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CS Ownz0r, l33t h@xx0r
by TCB February 7, 2003
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funny bastard aka omar. proper funny guy n he'll tek piss out of n e one n everyone wid u. ur lost without him ;)
OMFG WHERES RAZOR??
razor aap ki gaari kahan gayi??
by da ray-za cru! February 23, 2005
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Hank's razor

If you have a sociological phenomenon with a seemingly unrelated correlation being theorized, it can be better explained by socioeconomic status.
Hank's Razor states that people who play racket sports liver longer, because they're rich and can afford healthcare, not because they play racket sports.
by SinginWes July 10, 2023
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